"Boxer_4" (Boxer_4)
12/13/2019 at 18:49 • Filed to: None
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"Boxer_4" (Boxer_4)
12/13/2019 at 18:49 • Filed to: None | 5
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Found on a pre-employment exam. For some reason, this stood out to me...
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> Boxer_4
12/13/2019 at 18:53 |
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“Pre-employment screening ” is my new favorite euphemism for “applying for a job.”
Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> Boxer_4
12/13/2019 at 18:57 |
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There are so many variables and so many unknowns I can’t even begin to make a guess. What if the taller van has VDSC? What if the shorter van has low tires? What if the taller van is empty or full? W hat is the ground speed of an unladen swallow?
SiennaMan
> Boxer_4
12/13/2019 at 18:58 |
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D) it depends on how you load it..
Urambo Tauro
> Boxer_4
12/13/2019 at 19:11 |
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I’m trying to think what type of position would require the employee to apply the correct answer to this question. Maybe delivery driver... or the fleet manager assigning trucks to different routes.
SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
> Boxer_4
12/13/2019 at 19:17 |
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Does this vehicle on the left have an undercarriage fabricated from depleted uranium?
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Boxer_4
> Urambo Tauro
12/13/2019 at 19:18 |
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General engineering, believe it or not. It’s part of an aptitude test.
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Boxer_4
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/13/2019 at 19:19 |
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You’re not wrong...
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SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/13/2019 at 19:19 |
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My favorite “he was fired” line was always the Bill Gates internal news
release on some executive’s departure...
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MM54
> Boxer_4
12/13/2019 at 19:30 |
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They forgot option D: Neither (which is correct)
HammerheadFistpunch
> Boxer_4
12/13/2019 at 19:31 |
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The answer is C - Both NV vans are in the shop.
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Urambo Tauro
> Boxer_4
12/13/2019 at 19:34 |
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Sure whatever. We all know you’re applying to work for a tofu delivery service.
ranwhenparked
> SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
12/13/2019 at 20:17 |
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My company uses the term “promoted to customer”.
Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen
> Boxer_4
12/13/2019 at 20:41 |
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It’s a trick question, right? “If you know the answer to this, you drive too fast and we don’t want you”.
fhrblig
> HammerheadFistpunch
12/13/2019 at 21:55 |
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LOL, yep. “Uh, Nissan says they don’t have a radiator available anywhere in the country right now...”
blacktruck18
> Boxer_4
12/14/2019 at 00:53 |
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As someone that works in logistics, the question is irrelevant both vans will be late. Because the driver is shaving his beard.
Seriously, no more than 20 minutes ago one of my coworkers was told a van with late parts is stopped because the driver is shaving his beard.
dogisbadob
> Boxer_4
12/21/2019 at 18:01 |
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Did
you get it right? :p